This dog’s bite might be bigger than his bark.
I hope your “today” has been a rather peaceful one, my friends.
X Chris
Category Archives: Humor
Saturday Night Funny | [HUMOR]
If you’re feeling in the dumps and needed a laugh tonight, I hope this helps:) Thank you for all your kind thoughts and support through this challenging past week for me.
Saturday Night Funnies | [HUMOR]
For those having a bleh weekend and needing a smile…
Perhaps it should have been a wooden cow.
Saturday Night Funny | [HUMOR]
Because sometimes the message just isn’t clear enough without a visual.
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If you ONLY do one thing today, you HAVE to watch this video! HAPPY 4th EVERYONE!!! [VIDEO PARODY]
Halfway across the globe
And we’re standing on new ground
Screaming ‘cross the waves
You can’t hear a sound
There’s no fair trials, no trade, no liberties
No tea
We’ve colonized America; we won’t stand for tyranny,
Oh king
And it’s too late to apologize
It’s too late
I said it’s too late to apologize
It’s too late
We’ve paid your foolish tax, read the acts
And they just won’t do
We want to make it clear, we believe this much is true
All men were created with certain
Unalienable rights
Among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit
Of happiness
And it’s too late to apologize
It’s too late
I said It’s too late to apologize
It’s too late
It’s too late to apologize
It’s too late
I said it’s too late apologize
It’s too late
I said it’s too late to apologize, yeah
It’s too late
I said it’s too late to apologize, yeah
Halfway across the globe
And we’re standing on new ground
-TJ and the Revo
http://www.soomolearning.com/declaration/lyrics.html
10 Loves/Hates [REBLOG]
Thank you for this nomination Tessa 🙂 Though I had done this in a post a month or two ago, I still wanted to honor your challenge and thank you for thinking of me. Here goes…
10 Things I Love-
1. Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes. Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes.
2. I love Thursdays. They’re like the new Friday.
3. Hot wings. Yeah. Love them.
4. Rock band. Pretty much.
5. Rock and Metal: Avenged Sevenfold, Five Finger Death Punch, Bullet for My Valentine, Black Veil Brides, Tool, Pop Evil, Ra. Aggressive guitars and thunder drums. I like to understand my lyrics though. Don’t go for stuff much harder than that.
6. My daughter.
7. My bunny. That’s right, imma 41 year old male with a free-range, litter-trained bunny. She’s a black and white English lop and she has a diet of water, dark, leafy greens, western Timothy hay, varmint food, and electrical cords.
8. Yard sales. Yeah, I just said that.
9. When my gas gauge says “0 miles left” and I make it another 1.5 miles to the gas station.
10. My Adderall. Yup, it makes the next 10 things possible to stand…
10 Things I Hate-
1. I went to pull several paper towels off the roll today and the last one didn’t rip evenly! Like, one of its corners is still on the roll. I hate that.
2. When someone springs something on me last minute. Not hitting the happy note there.
3. My 2008 Ford Focus. It’s one step away from being held together with duck tape. I just have to find it in blue.
4. As soon as I get home after work and someone comes banging on my door.
5. When I call you and leave a detailed message and as soon as I hang up you call back. “Saw that you called”. smh.
6. When the toilet seat is left down.
7. When my water gets turned off. By. The. City.
8. When I’m shaving my lip and the razor nicks me right where my nostril meets the upper portion of my lip. Totally el-suckwad.
9. That you can’t use both sides of the toilet paper.
10. Hangnails. Should’ve probably put that one first.
How about you? Are you up to taking the challenge? Maybe a few thoughts in the Comments section?
Hey! What are your 10 Loves/Hates?
I’m piggybacking on morgueticiaatoms original post about 10 Loves/Hates, and I challenge you to do the same. In fact, go check it out and get lost in her site – https://morgueticiasmentalhealthmausoleum.wordpress.com/2015/06/06/lovehate-challenge/. Her whitty sarcasm and dark humor will make you an instant follower.
And if you want to know a little more about her come back Friday and read her guest blog!
Thank you for this morgue’ 🙂 Hope I make you proud. Here goes…
10 Things I Love-
1. Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes. Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes.
2. I love Thursdays. They’re like the new Friday.
3. Hot wings. Yeah. Love them.
4. Rock band. Pretty much.
5. Rock and Metal: Avenged Sevenfold, Five Finger Death Punch, Bullet for My Valentine, Black Veil Brides, Tool, Pop Evil, Ra. Aggressive guitars and thunder drums. I like to understand my lyrics though. Don’t go for stuff much harder than that.
6. My daughter.
7. My bunny. That’s right, imma 41 year old male with a free-range, litter-trained bunny. She’s a black and white English lop and she has a diet of water, dark, leafy greens, western Timothy hay, varmint food, and electrical cords.
8. Yard sales. Yeah, I just said that.
9. When my gas gauge says “0 miles left” and I make it another 1.5 miles to the gas station.
10. My Adderall. Yup, it makes the next 10 things possible to stand…
10 Things I Hate-
1. I went to pull several paper towels off the roll today and the last one didn’t rip evenly! Like, one of its corners is still on the roll. I hate that.
2. When someone springs something on me last minute. Not hitting the happy note there.
3. My 2008 Ford Focus. It’s one step away from being held together with duck tape. I just have to find it in blue.
4. As soon as I get home after work and someone comes banging on my door.
5. When I call you and leave a detailed message and as soon as I hang up you call back. “Saw that you called”. smh.
6. When the toilet seat is left down.
7. When my water gets turned off. By. The. City.
8. When I’m shaving my lip and the razor nicks me right where my nostril meets the upper portion of my lip. Totally el-suckwad.
9. That you can’t use both sides of the toilet paper.
10. Hangnails. Should’ve probably put that one first.
How about you? Are you up to taking the challenge? Maybe a few thoughts in the Comments section?
CAUTION [Image]
Ha! Yup. That’s the truth. Laughter is good. Thank you despair.com for ALWAYS making me chuckle in the midst of some rough stuff.
SOURCE: http://www.despair.com/caution.html
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PARENTS! This one’s for you! [Video]
Whether you’re a parent or not, this is a great laugh that should put a smile on your face!
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Sunday Night Laugh
…and cheers to a positive Monday morning. I salute you if you got out of bed and made a day out of it.
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